Riddle

Yuk, yuk, yuk :)

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt.

You people need to get on and go to bed!

On the bed thing: No argument here.

OR one of my favorites:
What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhikder?
Hop in!

And also:
What did the driver say to the no-legged hitchhiker?
Want a lift?!

What do you call a girl with one arm & one leg standing against a wall?

Eileen!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the grill?

Frank!

How about a woman with no arms and no legs on the grill?

Patty!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water?

Bob!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eyed-deer (no idea!)

What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?

Still no eyed-deer!

I could go on, but I won't!!

Thanks...............for not going on.

My children. I'm so proud.

My all time favorite (from when my kids were small): When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!!