Got any groaners?

Q)What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg standing next to the house?
A)Eileen

An oldy but goody :)

What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art

When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a driveway!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, hanging out in the water?

Bob

Why couldn't my children go to the new pirate movie?

Because it was rated "aaargh"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he had no-body to go with.