
I was channel-surfing the other day when I came across a program on one of the high-definition channels about the making of Star Wars. It was not about the first three that I saw back in the 70s and early 80s but the newer ones that I never bothered to see. I never saw the first one, Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace, in the theater when it came out. I didn't want to see the other two in the theater because I hadn't seen the first one. Seeing them in chronological order has been elusive for me ever since. Now, I'm glad it was. After seeing a visually-magnificent couple of scenes on that making of Star Wars program, I decided to go looking for them. On Friday, June 1, one of the high-definition channels was broadcasting all three of them. I set the DVR to record them all. For reasons I mentioned yesterday, we had a good old-fashioned Saturday afternoon triple feature yesterday. Actually, we started Episode One Friday night.

To say they were visually rewarding is understatement of the highest order. They are spectacular and high-definition is the way to see them. They were shot digitally and this is their native format. I wish I had room on my DVR to save them indefinitely but, unfortunately, I don't. OK, enough of that. The story, particularly Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones, is told in a matter-of-fact manner, which is the main knock on all three films. Aside: Do we still call them films when they're entirely digital? I guess there really is a difference between a movie and a film now. I digress. The dialog is served up cold in all three of these and it's pretty bad, which is OK because the action is pretty much non-stop. George Lucas should have stuck to the story and let someone else write the screenplays. That said, let's have a show of hands. Who watches these movies for the dialog?

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith is, by far, the best of the three. It takes us from the first two movies in this new series to, as Roger Ebert puts it, "where we came in" in 1977. Some have expressed sympathy towards Anakin Skywalker and his reasons for turning to the Dark Side of the Force. Make no mistake about this: By the last third of this film, he is the monster, Darth Vader. Seeing these three movies in succession was fun and seeing some of these well-known characters in a different time was a real treat. I'm glad I finally did it. Patsy enjoyed them, too. Do it one day if you ever get the chance. I recommend a couple of big bowls of popcorn.