Blog highlights
The Friday Five from Scorpio Girl.
Overzealous film critics over at Kim's. I'm being too kind. They're twits.
I think I would turn to Jello, too. From Pitcherlady.
Meryl makes a great point, as usual.
A final thought from SilverBlue on baby food, apparently made with real babies.
One other thing: Anyone know what Google's "PageRank" is based on? Email me if you do. This site has a ranking it doesn't deserve (Not that I really care what ranking is does deserve).
Blog of the day here.
Quote from said blog: “Today's #1 search phrase: alaska can come too"
Some SEC and redneck humor:
(1) What does the average Mississippi State player get on his SATs?
-----Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
-----A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get an LSU cheerleader into your dorm room?
-----Grease her hips and push like hell.
(4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?
-----Pay him for the pizza.
(5) Why do the Auburn cheerleaders wear bibs?
-----To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
(6) Why is the Vandy football team like a possum?
-----Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of a Florida football player's life?
-----His freshman year.
(8) How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
-----None . . . That's a sophomore course at Mississippi.
(9) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
-----Lexington, Kentucky. He knew that the police would never look
there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color ?
-----You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and
picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
Two reasons why it is so hard to solve a redneck murder....
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records
I am honored.
And I really (this is where I make my "innocent" face) wasn't getting wtf was bringing people in with Alaska can come too. I mean, spelled that way.
It makes better sense, now. At least, if it was searchers who had watched that amazing bit o flash.