Oh, The Possibilities..
Once there was a very brave man who lived in Louisiana.
One day he gave his blog away to several strangers who did
their best to turn it into a gossipy, right wing, football hating,
cross dressing, hip hop log in his absence.
He returned to find he had lots of new readers,
all of whom were demanding to know the difference
between Ru Paul and Jennifer Lopez.
I'd have to see them side by side to be sure but I think Ru might be a tad taller. Maybe a little less trashy, too.