A little cell phone humor
So the guy at the counter was waiting on his customer. He needs more information from the customer so said customer gets on his cell phone and calls someone to get it. Said customer’s wife or daughter picks up the phone.
Him: “Honey, can you read something to me off of the product registration?”
He motions to the guy at the counter to give him something to write with. The guy at the counter says to “just read it to me out loud”. The customer starts repeating what the wife or daughter is reading to him and then stops. The wife or daughter must put on her glasses to continue. The customer is a little perturbed at this development but says OK. He decides to put his cell phone on speaker and lay it on the counter so he doesn’t have to do all of that repeating again. He turns the volume all the way up so the guy at the counter can hear it and then ...
Her on the very loud cell phone speaker: “I can’t read this m*therf*cker”. Note: She didn’t use asterisks.
The customer turned red as a beet. The guy at the counter and the other nearby customers smiled and tried to contain their laughter but I’m quite sure it made their day.
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I saw something similar at a meeting one time years ago. Before the guy running the meeting could say "I have you on speaker" the person on the other end let out a string of expletives that almost made ME blush. Turns out he'd spilled his coffee all over his desk at just that moment. The really funny thing was he was someone who I had never even seen raise his voice let alone cuss. He got teased about it for years afterward and would always, always, turn beet red about it.
Great scene, Rob. I would not have been able to stifle a guffaw.